📜 Golden Hay Development — Community Street‑Name Consultation Form

(Version 1.0 — Compiled by the Wildlife Residents’ Association)

Please select your preferred street names from the options below. Tick as many as apply. Wildlife commentary included for transparency.

 

Section A — Names That Reflect Local Wildlife

⬜ Bats Close 

The bats approve this message (quietly, at dusk).

 

⬜ Hedgehog Crossing Road 

Spiky but fair.

⬜ Deerly Beloved Drive 

Elegantly disapproving.

⬜ Badger’s Boundary Bend 

The badgers insist this is no‑negotiable

 

Section B — Names That Reflect the Situation

Rather Too Accurately

⬜ Encroachment Crescent Truth in advertising.

⬜ Concrete Meadow Mews Because irony is free.

⬜ Golden Nay Close The neigh‑bourhood has spoken.

 

Section C — Names That Express the Community Mood

⬜ Goa Way Direct. Efficient. Cathartic.

⬜ Nimby Place If you know, you know.

⬜ The Quiet Was Nice While It Lasted Lane Poignant.

⬜ Future Traffic Jam Junction Predictive naming at its finest.

 

 

Section D — Wildlife Commentary (Optional)

 

Please tick if you agree with the following statement:

⬜ “We, the undersigned bats, hedgehogs, deer, and other rural residents, object to the Golden Hay development on the grounds that we were literally here first.”